—
in other words, this study is not important.
from Discovery’s “Thinner Wife Makes Happier Marriage”
| me: | i'm not even motivated enough to lose weight and become a well paid sex worker |
| harun: | you can be a sex worker at your current weight |
a trip to the clinic has confirmed weight gain. actually, unacceptable weight gain. bbbbbboooooooooooooooooo.
my mom made me a very simple list of no’s and less’es. so i’m making a hopefully exhaustive, super long list of things i can still eat to make myself feel better haha.
out of concern for my own safety, i tried to google ‘how many paperbacks is 30 lbs’ but all i got back was ‘paperback edition: how to lose 30 pounds’. i’m beginning to feel like google is my mom.
| my mom has this ongoing thing about my looks and especially my weight, and today i ventured into the living room with my tank and undies | |
| mom: | remember when your thighs didn't touch? that was a better look. |
| me: | menopause is not a solid 20 year excuse. |
| mom: | you think i'm bitchy but i tell you because i love you. and anyway your sister and you don't have the looks to be the bitch. |
| i love her. |
in just over 10 hours actually.
One super cool pup.
Snoozing on the cool floor.
Watching basketball with dad.
A haiku from the article: ‘Woke Up Lonely,’ by Fiona Maazel
