We went to look at some horses, calmly. Yay, training!
Lady in workout gear power walking wearing a burnout tank that reads “I can’t keep calm I’m getting married”. Smh.
Ordered a handheld vacuum to combat pet hairs left behind by the Roomba— box is complete with picture of mortified cat who looks reasonably like it could be my cat’s brother!
A cartoon by David Borchart. For more cartoons from this week’s issue, visit www.newyorker.com/humor.
Often I wish I did have an imaginary friend.
A cartoon by Christopher Weyant. Click-through for a slide show of more wine-themed cartoons from our archive: http://nyr.kr/1mYJr3A
Need martini and pancake.
that moment when a restaurant dress code is ‘business casual’ rather than ‘smart casual’. Why yes, this is my business casual, I’m in the business of looking like a 25 year old Asian Ina Garten.
That awkward moment when, on the way somewhere, you autopilot to the right side of the street to be out of the sun but it’s actually sunnier you just didn’t realize it at first because it’s your first time heading out before noon.
in my head it always goes:
"I’m so fancy/you already know/necromancy/from LA to Tokyo"
because I don’t know the actual words.
In other recent news, I flagged a review on Yelp! where the guy ended the review with something like “my girlfriend didn’t know what to do with the 3D glasses so she just dropped them in the recycling bin. LOL WOMEN”. My explanation for flagging the review was just “LOL WOMEN”. Yelp! emailed me and said that they didn’t find that offensive. WTF YELP!.
I hate it when people say “I’m a [blank] whore” (brand/food/gadget etc). How are you expecting people to respond when you declare that?
I need to see a dzo in the flesh before my life can make sense again. #scrabbleproblems
Someone stole my credit card information and s/he got some gas, went to a liquor store, pulled out cash, ate McDonald’s, and then had a grand ol’ shopping spree at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Even charging $1 meter parking to my card on 3 separate occasions. I’m kind of amazed.